12 Hilarious Etsy Valentine’s Day Cards

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Valentine’s Day cards don’t always have to be cheesy.

We’ve properly rummaged through the creative land that’s Etsy to bring you 12 Valentine’s Day cards full of witticisms, humour and old-fashioned love guaranteed to make you smile, if not heartily chortle and snort out your coffee.

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

1. I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up: Sometimes falling in love can be a bit hazardous. Available from Etsy seller Diamond Donatella (from $7.29).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

2. Sometimes I wish I could hug you this tight: Perfectly expresses that feeling of hugging your dear one so tight you could break their bones. Available from Etsy seller Kudzu Monster (from $3.97)

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

3. You are the only person I tolerate before coffee: An un-caffeinated state is the ultimate test of true love. Available from Etsy seller from Sea & Lake (from $5.95).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

4. Your side, my side, you’re still okay: Bed hogs…do they even realise they’re taking up 90% of the bed whilst you’re one roll away from the floor? And yet, you’re still fond of them. Available from Etsy seller Lost Marbles Co (from $5.47).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

5. You’re my lobster: Apparently when lobsters get together, they remain together for like EVER. A cute card ideal for your one and only sweetheart. Available from Etsy seller Binky Print (from $4.98).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

6. You make my heart twerk: Even if you can’t actually twerk, that doesn’t stop your heart from doing a ‘lil dance for that someone special. Available from Etsy seller Chubbawuck (from $4.48).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

7. Hey, you’re quite attractive: Compliments on appearance never go awry. Available from Etsy seller Newton and the Apple (from $7.46).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

8. Boy meets girl, Boy really likes her: Nothin’ like a bit of toilet humour. Available from Etsy seller Pretty Clever Cards (from $5.97).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

9. You’re my stud muffin: Get it, get it? Oh, it’s just pun-tastic. Available from Etsy seller Row House 14 (from $5.95).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

10: You’ve caged my heart: When you’ve gotta use a celeb face pun, better make it Cagey. Available from Etsy seller Turtle’s Soup (from $5.29).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

11. You complete me: Probably one of the most romantic and famous lines in movie history. Give this to the person you can’t live without. From Etsy seller Finch and the Fallow ($5.35)

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

12: I’m a big fan: Not technically a card, but we adore this cute and funny little message! Available from Etsy seller Cyprus Graphic Design (from 5.28).

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