12 Hilarious Etsy Valentine’s Day Cards

Valentine’s Day cards don’t always have to be cheesy.

We’ve properly rummaged through the creative land that’s Etsy to bring you 12 Valentine’s Day cards full of witticisms, humour and old-fashioned love guaranteed to make you smile, if not heartily chortle and snort out your coffee.

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

1. I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up: Sometimes falling in love can be a bit hazardous. Available from Etsy seller Diamond Donatella (from $7.29).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

2. Sometimes I wish I could hug you this tight: Perfectly expresses that feeling of hugging your dear one so tight you could break their bones. Available from Etsy seller Kudzu Monster (from $3.97)

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

3. You are the only person I tolerate before coffee: An un-caffeinated state is the ultimate test of true love. Available from Etsy seller from Sea & Lake (from $5.95).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

4. Your side, my side, you’re still okay: Bed hogs…do they even realise they’re taking up 90% of the bed whilst you’re one roll away from the floor? And yet, you’re still fond of them. Available from Etsy seller Lost Marbles Co (from $5.47).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

5. You’re my lobster: Apparently when lobsters get together, they remain together for like EVER. A cute card ideal for your one and only sweetheart. Available from Etsy seller Binky Print (from $4.98).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

6. You make my heart twerk: Even if you can’t actually twerk, that doesn’t stop your heart from doing a ‘lil dance for that someone special. Available from Etsy seller Chubbawuck (from $4.48).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

7. Hey, you’re quite attractive: Compliments on appearance never go awry. Available from Etsy seller Newton and the Apple (from $7.46).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

8. Boy meets girl, Boy really likes her: Nothin’ like a bit of toilet humour. Available from Etsy seller Pretty Clever Cards (from $5.97).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

9. You’re my stud muffin: Get it, get it? Oh, it’s just pun-tastic. Available from Etsy seller Row House 14 (from $5.95).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

10: You’ve caged my heart: When you’ve gotta use a celeb face pun, better make it Cagey. Available from Etsy seller Turtle’s Soup (from $5.29).

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

11. You complete me: Probably one of the most romantic and famous lines in movie history. Give this to the person you can’t live without. From Etsy seller Finch and the Fallow ($5.35)

Funny Etsy Valentine's Day Card

12: I’m a big fan: Not technically a card, but we adore this cute and funny little message! Available from Etsy seller Cyprus Graphic Design (from 5.28).