Ho, ho, ho! Inside every Christmas cracker, there’s a jolly joke just waiting to jump out. And a great thing about hand-making bon bons is hand-picking the funnies.
There are stacks of two-liners to choose from and festive fun to be had with puns, so put the Dad jokes on hold and roll out the Father jokes. Father Christmas jokes, that is.
Here are 21 of our favourite kid-friendly Christmas jokes to put in homemade bon bons.
Get set for giggles (and groans)!
Q: Why does Santa like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A: Because they always drop their needles.
Q: What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: What is Santa’s favourite thing to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What is the name of Santa’s rudest reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What do Santa’s elves learn at school?
A: The elfabet!
Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer.
Q: Why kind of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.
Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has noel (no L)!
Q: How do reindeer decorate their Christmas trees?
A: With hornaments!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: Who delivers presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws.
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsil-itis.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a Christmas bon bon?
A: A Christmas quacker!
Q: Who says, “oh, oh, oh”?
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!
Q: What does everyone sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle Smells!
