You know you’re pregnant, your partner knows your pregnant. And yet walking around with a slightly bigger belly isn’t giving the game away to anyone else. So whether you’re looking for a fun way to announce your pregnancy or wanting to give strangers a nod with a cheeky pregnancy slogan, we’ve found the best funny maternity tees to help you do it.
Here are the best maternity t-shirts to totally rock your bump.
Food baby
It’s not a food baby ($40): But you now have an excuse to eat EVERYTHING. Go ahead.
Define it
Don’t make me Prangry ($26.50): Ever looking for that one word that describes everything? Well, this simple tee sure does!
A pet for your pet
From Fur Mama to Baby Mama (from $29): A new pet for your existing, slightly hairy one. Purrrrfect!
Caution
Always Read the Fine Print (from $37): Remind everyone to always read the fine print, especially on that birth control.
Roar
Pregosaurus (from $32): Unleash your inner dinosaur with this cute as t-shirt – the perfect way to announce!
Stop asking….
You Can Stop Asking When We’re Having A Baby Now (from $29): Sick of those pesky relatives continuously asking whether or not you and your partner are pregnant? Get them to stop in the best way possible
Not just for you
I’m Eating for Two, I’m Drinking for Three (from $36.99): Why not include your partner in the fun?
The one thing I miss
I miss wine (from $31.99): The ups and downs of pregnancy. Get a little sympathy by letting everyone know you’re depriving yourself of the good stuff.
Not so subtle
Preggers ($29): There’s no hiding your pregnancy with a bump in full bloom, so wear this preggers maternity t-shirt with attitude.
Stop. Collaborate and listen.
Ice Ice Baby (from $29): We absolutely love a play on words, especially when it involves the iconic Vanilla Ice.
Patiently waiting
Excuse me is it January yet? (from $37.64): The perfect way to announce Bub’s supposed due date with this customisable t-shirt. Pair it with your favourite maternity leggings for a comfy style to wear all day long.
Well does it?
Does this shirt make me look pregnant? (from $29): Well does it? This t-shirt is bound to lead to a few giggle.
Hands off
I’m pregnant not a petting zoo ($28.43): A silent, yet effective way of telling people to keep their hands off.
After more great maternity clothes. Check out our complete guide to the top brands in Australia.
Now that you’re totally rocking your sassy bump, it’s time to hang out and chat with other preggos shopping for the exact same bumps and bubs things as you!
About to have a baby?
Hey there, mama-to-be! Are you feeling a mix of emotions as you wait to meet your little one? You’re not alone – our private Pregnancy Groups are filled with Aussie mums who are in the same boat. Come join us for some support and connection during this exciting time.
Join the Grapeviner community in one of our famous Facebook Due Date Groups today!
