You know you’re pregnant, your partner knows your pregnant. And yet walking around with a slightly bigger belly isn’t giving the game away to anyone else. So whether you’re looking for a fun way to announce your pregnancy or wanting to give strangers a nod with a cheeky pregnancy slogan, we’ve found the best funny maternity tees to help you do it.
Here are the best maternity t-shirts to totally rock your bump.
It’s not a food baby ($26.79): But you now have an excuse to eat EVERYTHING. Go ahead.
Don’t eat watermelon seeds ($45.49): Old wives tale, food myth or just a funny slogan. Either way, you’ll receive a few smiles wearing this maternity tank.
A pet for your pet
We’re getting our fur baby a pet human ($31.27): A new pet for your existing, slightly hairy one. Purrrrfect!
Extra thankful this year ($34.12): Let everyone know you have an extra special reason to be thankful this year.
Pregnant as a motha’ ($32.68): Your body is feeling it, your brain is feeling it and your emotions are definitely feeling it. Let it all out, girl.
Am I glowing? ($33.26): Still waiting for the positive signs of pregnancy to show themselves? Get ahead and get all the compliments you can with this not-so-subtle maternity t-shirt.
The bump made me…
The bump made me ($31.27): It’s a good excuse and you’ve got nine months to use it.
The one thing I miss
I miss wine ($28.13): The ups and downs of pregnancy. Get a little sympathy by letting everyone know you’re depriving yourself of the good stuff.
Not so subtle
Preggers ($29.95): There’s no hiding your pregnancy with a bump in full bloom, so wear this preggers maternity t-shirt with attitude.
You have been warned
Touching my bump… ($35.54): We can handle people we love touching our precious baby bump but when it’s a stranger on the bus or a really annoying co-worker…watch out.
We’re both hungry
Legit pregnant ($45.49): Just in case friends and family didn’t believe you the first time around, get yourself a maternity top that spells it out.
Yep. Still pregnant ($31.27): Who doesn’t love a good pregnancy slogan? Here’s one for when you JUST. WANT. IT. OUT.
It was all fun and games until… ($45.49): Isn’t it always? This t-shirt is bound to lead to a few funny stories being told.
I’m pregnant not a petting zoo ($28.43): A silent, yet effective way of telling people to keep their hands off.
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Now that you’re totally rocking your sassy bump, it’s time to hang out and chat with other preggos shopping for the exact same bumps and bubs things as you!
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