Best Maternity T-Shirts With Sass

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A white and black tshirt with the words 'I'm Eating for Two!' and 'I'm Drinking for Three!' written on the front

You know you’re pregnant, your partner knows your pregnant. And yet walking around with a slightly bigger belly isn’t giving the game away to anyone else. So whether you’re looking for a fun way to announce your pregnancy or wanting to give strangers a nod with a cheeky pregnancy slogan, we’ve found the best funny maternity tees to help you do it.

Here are the best maternity t-shirts to totally rock your bump.

Food baby

An orange tshirt with the words 'It's not a food baby' written on the front

It’s not a food baby ($40): But you now have an excuse to eat EVERYTHING. Go ahead.

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Define it

A white tshirt with the word 'Prangry' followed by the definition of the word written on the front

Don’t make me Prangry ($26.50): Ever looking for that one word that describes everything? Well, this simple tee sure does!

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A pet for your pet

A woman wearing a black t shirt with the words 'From fur Mama to Baby Mama' printed on the front

From Fur Mama to Baby Mama (from $29): A new pet for your existing, slightly hairy one. Purrrrfect!

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Caution

A woman wearing a white t shirt with the words 'Always Read the Fine Print - I'm pregnant' printed on the front

Always Read the Fine Print (from $37): Remind everyone to always read the fine print, especially on that birth control.

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Roar

A grey tshirt with the words 'Pregosaurus' written on the front with a dinosaur

Pregosaurus (from $32): Unleash your inner dinosaur with this cute as t-shirt – the perfect way to announce!

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Stop asking….

A navy tshirt with the words 'You Can Stop Asking When We're Having A Baby Now' written on the front

You Can Stop Asking When We’re Having A Baby Now (from $29): Sick of those pesky relatives continuously asking whether or not you and your partner are pregnant? Get them to stop in the best way possible

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Not just for you

A white and black tshirt with the words 'I'm Eating for Two!' and 'I'm Drinking for Three!' written on the front

I’m Eating for Two, I’m Drinking for Three (from $36.99): Why not include your partner in the fun?

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The one thing I miss

A pink tshirt with the words 'I miss wine' written on the front

I miss wine (from $31.99): The ups and downs of pregnancy. Get a little sympathy by letting everyone know you’re depriving yourself of the good stuff.

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Not so subtle

A pink tshirt with the words 'preggers' written on the front

Preggers ($29): There’s no hiding your pregnancy with a bump in full bloom, so wear this preggers maternity t-shirt with attitude.

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Stop. Collaborate and listen.

A woman wearing a blue tshirt with the words 'Ice Ice' written on the front

Ice Ice Baby (from $29): We absolutely love a play on words, especially when it involves the iconic Vanilla Ice.

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Patiently waiting

A woman wearing a white tshirt with a design of a baby peeking out and the words 'Excuse me, is it January yet?' written on the front

Excuse me is it January yet? (from $37.64): The perfect way to announce Bub’s supposed due date with this customisable t-shirt. Pair it with your favourite maternity leggings for a comfy style to wear all day long.

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Well does it?

A pink tshirt with the words 'Does this shirt make me look pregnant?' written on the front

Does this shirt make me look pregnant? (from $29): Well does it? This t-shirt is bound to lead to a few giggle.

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Hands off

I'm pregnant not a petting zoo funny maternity t-shirt

I’m pregnant not a petting zoo ($28.43): A silent, yet effective way of telling people to keep their hands off.

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After more great maternity clothes. Check out our complete guide to the top brands in Australia.

Now that you’re totally rocking your sassy bump, it’s time to hang out and chat with other preggos shopping for the exact same bumps and bubs things as you!

About to have a baby?

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