Saying ‘I love you’ to your significant other is one thing, but saying it with a funny Valentine’s Day card is the bestest (and funniest) way to step up your game come February 14th.
For those who like to laugh or tease your loved ones just a little, we’ve found a heap of hilarious Valentine’s Day cards just for you.
Pillow Talk ($5): Tick the boxes that apply. We promise we won’t tell.
Climb Mountains ($5.50): I would climb mountains for you. Sort of.
Must be love
Must Be Love ($6.05): For the competitive one in the relationship, this one’s a winner.
Best Big Spoon Award ($5): A badge they can wear with pride!
Better than coffee
Better Than Melbourne Coffee ($6): And that says A LOT.
Hot Pizza Ass ($3.79): A punny Valentine’s card for pizza lovers.
Backstreet Boys You Are My Fire ($5.50): Nothing says true love like a 90’s boy band and their flawless facial hair.
My heart burns
My Heart Burns For You ($6.95): Say it Simpsons-style.
Drake Hotline Bling ($6): Haven’t pulled out the Hotline Bling moves yet? It’s the latest way to show your love. FACT.
I love you with…
I Love You With… ($5): Honesty is the best policy in relationships, even when talking about the size of your…love.
I Snagged You ($6.95): An Aussie twist on romance, what could be better?
Please don’t leave me
Please Don’t Leave Me ($4.99): We all have our flaws, but loving each other despite all that (an acknowledging it!), is pretty special.
Don’t Go Bacon My Heart ($6.50): When the way to their heart is through their stomach, say it with bacon.
Take my breath away
Take My Breath Away ($5.50): Romance meets chemistry – one for the nerd burgers out there.
Donuts for days
Donut Know What I Would Do ($6): The perfect Valentine’s Day card for when you love someone a hole lot.
The Way I Eat Popcorn ($4.99): It ain’t a pretty picture. Must be love!
The definition of love
The Definition of Love ($5.50): This may settle a few arguments in your household. Just sayin’.
Fancy a pash?
Wanna Pash? ($6.50): Go on, you know you want to!
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